Golfing Dead

$15.99
The apocalypse is here. And the zombies love...golf? Yup. Golf. Will you survive this unreal game?
 
  • Zombies. ZOMBIES. AND MORE ZOMBIES. Remember when zombies and the undead were a thing? Oh, they still are. Play with your family, kids (boys or girls), teens, or adult friends.
  • Intense CLASSIC GAME. Turn the tables of Golf with UNDEAD ACTION, attack your opponents with ZOMBIE URINE, HORDES of Dead, and MORE!
  • Guarenteed SATISFACTION! We PROMISE with not a shadow of undead doubt that you will enjoy this, and if you don't, we will give you free returns and stuff.
  • #1 RATED! VOTED DEAD GAME OF THE YEAR 2017! You will 100% agreed with this BEST CARD GAME rating as you enjoy with your friends, family, children, and anyone.
 
Golf? Dead? Say no more, you'll love this wild game.
 
SURVIVE THE UNDEAD
 
HOW TO PLAY
 
FLIP YOUR CARDS:
The goal of this dead card game is to score the lowest points by flipping your cards and rearranging them in a good fashion and order them to lower your score for UNDEAD FUN
 
ACTION:
You will need to protect your graveyard course by fending off opponents who will attack your cards and destroy the nice order of your cards.
 
CRAZY WILD ZOMBIES:
Don't be surprised when the intensity mounts and everyone gets into the last few rounds with yelling and comments like "why would you attack me"?? ENJOY. ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE.

BECOMING THE GOAT LORD!!!

He's a little rough around the edges but he's much nicer in real life... promise..
(He's a much kinder Goat than he looks)
YOUR MISSION
The GOAL of this hilariously strategic card game is to become Lord of the Goats! The title of Goat Lord is awarded to the player who accumulates the largest goat-herd (aka most Goat points which is indicated on each card).
GIVING BIRTH & BUILDING YOUR GOAT-HERD
As my Aunt Bertha always said; Good Goats come in pairs... Your goat-herd is built by stacking identical pairs of goats in front of you. But unlike your identical twin children, some goats are worth more than others...
DUELING and ACTION GOATS!
This is where the game gets goat crazy! If you possess a card that matches their top GOAT stack, you may choose to duel your opponent. Or maybe you choose to use your magical goat powers to triumph over your lowly goat friends. After each successful duel, the value of your goat-herd increases... and so do your chances of winning.
But the first rule of Goat Club is that it's not over till the Goat lady sings! Large Goat-herds will quickly become the target of your fellow goat friends.
THE END
The game ends when all cards in both the draw pile and all of the players hands have either been played or discarded.
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