Goat Lords

$19.99

Live Bold...Be a Goat Lord

A hilarious, wildly-fun card game for kids and adults alike.
Use OUTRAGEOUS BOMBS, MAGIC, AND ACTION CARDS to earn the all coveted title of "LORD OF THE GOATS!"

It's Science: Mom's, Uncles, and Grandparents who GIFT and/or RECEIVE Goat Lords see at least a 294 point increase in awesomeness...

  1. "Wickedly Addictive" ..."I've Probably played it 100 times" -Anna C
  2. Hysterical Laughter😂  "By the end of the game we were all laughing and hollering" -Marcy F
  3. Dramatic🎢  "Filled with surprise twists and turns till the very end. The reversal of fortunes keeps you guessing who will win till the last card is played" -Karen
  4. Strategic yet Simple "Easy to learn but enough strategy elements to make it surprisingly rich" -Michael M
  5. Fun for All Ages "Just Plain Goat-tastic Fun" "ages 7-70 we all had a blast with it" -Morgan

So if you own a goat, have eaten goat, or heck, even seen a goat, then Goat Lords is the strategy game for you.

DONALD TRUMP GOAT ONLY INCLUDED IN GOAT LORDS EXPANSION --

Quick Overview

BECOMING THE GOAT LORD!!!

He's a little rough around the edges but he's much nicer in real life... promise..

YOUR MISSION
The GOAL of this hilariously strategic card game is to become Lord of the Goats🐐!.. which is awarded to the player who builds the biggest Goat Herd... naturally.

GIVING BIRTH & BUILDING YOUR GOAT-HERD
As my Aunt Bertha always said; Good Goats come in pairs... Your goat-herd is built by stacking identical pairs of goats in front of you. But unlike your identical twin children, some goats are worth more than others...

DUELING and ACTION GOATS!
Here's where it gets goat crazy! If you have a card that matches an opponents top GOAT stack, you may choose to duel your opponent. After each successful duel, the value of your goat-herd increases... and so do your chances of winning. BUT BEWARE! Large Goat-herds will quickly become the target of your fellow goat friends.

THE END
The game ends when all cards in both the draw pile and all of the players hands have either been played or discarded.

How To Goat?

How to Goat? (pdf)

Rules (Pdf)


Videos

Rules Video