Goat Lords

$19.99

Live Bold... Be a Goat Lord

The hilarious, wildly-fun card game for kids and adults alike.

Use OUTRAGEOUS BOMBS, MAGIC, AND ACTION CARDS to earn the all coveted title of "LORD OF THE GOATS!"
  1. It's Science Mom's, Uncles, and Grandparents who GIFT Goat Lords see at least a 294 point increase
  2. "Wickedly Addictive"..."I've Probably played it 100 times" -Anna C
  3. Hysterical Laughter😂 "By the end of the game we were all laughing and hollering -Marcy F
  4. Dramatic🎢 "Filled with surprise twists and turns till the very end. The reversal of fortunes keeps you guessing who will win till the last card is played" -Karen D
  5. Strategic yet Simple "Easy to learn but enough strategy elements to make it surprisingly rich" -Michael M
  6. "Just Plain Goat-tastic Fun" "ages 7-70 we all had a blast with it" -Morgan
  7. DONALD TRUMP GOAT ONLY INCLUDED IN GOAT LORDS EXPANSION -- 
WE GUARANTEE fun and magical wonderment or your money back!
And Goats... We guarantee lots of Goats...
    
    

    BECOMING THE GOAT LORD!!!

    He's a little rough around the edges but he's much nicer in real life... promise..
    (He's a much kinder Goat than he looks)
    YOUR MISSION
    The GOAL of this hilariously strategic card game is to become Lord of the Goats! The title of Goat Lord is awarded to the player who accumulates the largest goat-herd (aka most Goat points which is indicated on each card).
    GIVING BIRTH & BUILDING YOUR GOAT-HERD
    As my Aunt Bertha always said; Good Goats come in pairs... Your goat-herd is built by stacking identical pairs of goats in front of you. But unlike your identical twin children, some goats are worth more than others...
    DUELING and ACTION GOATS!
    This is where the game gets goat crazy! If you possess a card that matches their top GOAT stack, you may choose to duel your opponent. Or maybe you choose to use your magical goat powers to triumph over your lowly goat friends. After each successful duel, the value of your goat-herd increases... and so do your chances of winning.
    But the first rule of Goat Club is that it's not over till the Goat lady sings! Large Goat-herds will quickly become the target of your fellow goat friends.
    THE END
    The game ends when all cards in both the draw pile and all of the players hands have either been played or discarded.
    Check out the rules for each of our games below.