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not a boring person?
(not boring-ness guaranteed, or your money back)
how to goat
3 simple steps
becoming a goat mother
Good goats come in pairs... Find an identical match of silly goats & place them in front of you. But unlike your identical twin children, some goats are worth more than others...
epic goat duels
Or... duel your sneaky friends by playing a matching goat card on their goat stack. But beware, they can fight back... or worse.. escape on a slippery Sasquatch😱
how to win...
At Life: Build the largest social media following...😉
At Goat Lords: Build the biggest goatherd & become Lord of the Goats!
meet some new Goat faces🤗
what experienced goat herders are saying:
easy & strategic!
Can't Stop Playing!
"We play it every single night! CAN'T STOP! This game is wickedly addictive"
Got My Kids off Screens!
Fantastic game we love to play as a family. We have had hours of fun. It is great for all ages, from our 6 year old to adult.
"I was skeptical at first but by the end of the game we were all laughing and Hollering!" Lots of laughing & artwork is hilarious"